Why men sent to hell? (joke)

God can I have some food? I am hungry.
Ok, take it. enjoy your meal
Mmm, God can i have some thing to drink? I am ..
Sure, here it goes
God, can I have some where to sleep? I..
Yes, yes over there .
God, can I have some thing to hunt?..
Why not. be careful
God, can I ...
...
... for thousands of years
God, can I...
fuck , fuck you. go to hell
Then men doomed to hell.

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by Hanper :D

Difference...

- Hi! Tommy
- Hi
- How was a day?
- Oh, normal
- Are you ok? you seems like sick
- Actually, I am dead. We cannot sick but..
- But. what?
- I am sad
- Come on. Why are you sad?
- I fall in love
- To whom?
- A girl who sit next to me, mmm actually i sit next to her to see her.
- Hey man! you are luckier than me. I cannot meet my girl even couldn't see.
- Does she know you?
- Yes. Of course.
- But she doesn't. Even if I kissed her , she would not fell anything. Perhaps, some coolness on her chick.
- You can kiss her but I can't
- Then what? Do you know how it felt like? your love doesn't know your existence.
- ok, then I am luckier than you
- No, you aren't. I walk with her ; holding her hands
- oh, I see you are luckier than..
- but
- again what?
- another man holds her the other hand
- sorry man. give me a hug
- do you love her
- yes I do
- dont lie
- no i dont
- no you do
- why are you against me
- 'cause the truth is absolute
- how does it connect to our conversation?
- it doesn't. it connects to LUCK
- Oh, I see. See you
- yeah. see you. hey Hanper?
- what?
- could you write a letter to her for me
- why?
- just...
- ok, when?
- good , thanks see you.
he gone again.

Suicide...

For a few month, he haven't appeared. My memories started to blur as his existence. There wasn't the moon just stars were shining. I had been staring at dark sky, listening a gloomy sunday and thinking about death. Suddenly Tommy cried "hey don't think about it." "about what" I asked.
- suicide
- why did you thinkI will suicide?
- you seems like that. your eyes were sank into darkness
- how do you know?
- you knew I am dead. so we could see and sense it.
- we?
- I mean. we. ghosts
- oh I see
- never ever think about suicide. It has been said an ultimate crime.
- why? didn't I stop making sins by suicide?
- but your are also stop doing good things for others and dont need to mention about murder.
- sound is agreeable.
- even some murder victim's cases become suicide.
I shocked. what? and I repeat his words "even some murder victim's cases become suicide"?
- yes it is. for example:
One man is going to kill you. You can kill him or he will kill you but you afraid to do sin so I murdered. In this case you die willingly and it is like a suicide.
- that is stupid. how come
- listen you could save your self.
- but if I tried to run but killed. then what will happen? is it a suicide?
- it is not. at least you tried. It is little bit complicated. Think this way. The victim was the Buddha. In this case, the Buddha could neither kill the killer or run away so he is standing there with closed eyes. Ok, it become a suicide.
- it is hilarious.
"whatever I gotago" he said and disappeared.

Death...

I am being a hand of Tommy. He started to talk:

My father was a rich man but we both feel poor in our hearts. We have been missing my mother. Sometimes my father cried and he hid it but I know that because I was same as him. I cry and hide. I and my father died together when we were going to our country house. I was sleeping beside him.He was driving. It was night with full moon as my dad said as same as my mother died. I was dancing with a woman and my dad was smiling at us. Suddenly I heard shout. When I opened my eyes I saw a flash and never know what happened next. All around me, there was dark I had felt flying then I started to fall smoothly. When I opened my eyes I was lying on the bed. I thought I had nightmare, but next to me there was you. I shout and I woke up and did something so I pushed out from your room. After that examtly a month later with a full moon we meet. Hehe, I like look at full moon. 

He smiled at me and sain"I have to go cya" 

Sight..

He didn't appear since he asked me to write about him. It passed already a week but my mid-term has started so I became busy to look for him. One night, I was reading my Mongolian literature class book, suddenly I heard a laugh and he appears. Hi. 'Hi" I replied. Are you ready to write? he asked. I nodded and prepared my notebook and a pen. Then he smiled and started:

Around me, there were noises a lots of and different. Some were beautiful, some were awful, and even some were dreadful. But I can see only black and gray, oh I forgot I could not be able to see, so i could only imagine black and gray... Life was such a boring except that soft and lovely sound.

"My brave boy My brave boy sleep, have a good dream. My pretty girl My pretty girl smile, make us happy. Mommy and Daddy love you..." .

One day I opened my eyes and everybody were crying "opening, opening...". My eyes stuck on a man who were smiling at me. He said "sorry." I could not understand what he mean by "sorry", but I saw the saddest thing in my life from his eyes. Then I cried and shut my eyes.

First Day

It started a year ago, I was sleepily walking down the stairs. Suddenly I heard the sound of steps and turned my head but there was nobody except ... except...
Hehe, actually there was no one, and I turned my head back. Then I face around 11 years old boy who was transparent. I walked a few step back and blinked several times but he was still standing and smiling. "Why aren't you shout" he asked. I replied "should I?". he laugh and said "My name is Tommy" while giving his hand to me.
Hi. I am Hanper...Hanper Tim. He shacked my hand and said "I know I am your neighbor but maybe you don't know". I nodded / I had been still shocked/. "You are the first one who arent afraid of me, or at least did not scream." he said. Do you ... ? "yes I am a ghost as I think" he replied. As you think? Yeap as I think.
Why are you here , arent you supposed to be in the somewhere that belongs to ghosts?
Yes, that is why I am here. He smiled and asked "arent you late, it is 7.35". I look down my watch and cried "Shit, I have quiz today, shit. need to go." . he answered "me too, cya" and gone.

Since that day our friendship started. He asked me to write down his stories and our crazy conversations :D . I agreed perhaps that is why he is here.